Posted 1 day ago

startmeupandgimmesherlock:

carryonmy-assbutt:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

how is he able to do that better than i am

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

ummmm why am i so turned on right now

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

laborreguitina:

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

yeah, after that barnes and noble interview im realizing that you look dumb and not serious if you dont have any questions to ask them when they ask about it.

Posted 2 days ago
housewifeswag:

s3xnoises:

God, is that you?

bless this post.

housewifeswag:

s3xnoises:

God, is that you?

bless this post.

(Source: ropebondagebyahab)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

girlintoomanyfandoms:

The Ultimate Star Trek Masterpost

THE ORIGINAL SERIES

Pilot - The Cage

Season 1

The Man TrapCharlie XWhere No Man Has Gone BeforeThe Naked TimeThe Enemy WithinMudd’s WomenWhat Are Little Girls Made Of?MiriDagger of the Mind | The Corbomite Maneuver | The Menagerie, Part IThe Menagerie, Part IIThe Conscience of the KingBalance of TerrorShore LeaveThe Galileo SevenThe Squire of GothosArenaTomorrow Is YesterdayCourt MartialThe Return of the ArchonsSpace SeedA Taste of ArmageddonThis Side of ParadiseThe Devil in the DarkErrand of MercyThe Alternative FactorThe City on the Edge of ForeverOperation: Annihilate!

Season 2

Amok TimeWho Mourns for AdonaisThe ChangelingMirror, MirrorThe AppleThe Doomsday MachineCatspawI, MuddMetamorphosisJourney to BabelFriday’s ChildThe Deadly YearsObsessionWolf in the FoldThe Trouble with TribblesThe Gamesters of TriskelionA Piece of the ActionThe Immunity SyndromeA Private little WarReturn to TomorrowPatterns of ForceBy Any Other Name | The Omega Glory  | The Ultimate ComputerBread and CircusesAssignment: Earth

Season 3

Spock’s BrainThe Enterprise IncidentThe Paradise SyndromeAnd the Children Shall LeadIs There in Truth No Beauty?Spectre of the GunDay of the DoveFor the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the SkyThe Tholian WebPlato’s StepchildrenWink of an EyeThe EmpathElaan of TroyiusWhom Gods DestroyLet That Be Your Last BattlefieldThe Mark of GideonThat Which SurvivesThe Lights of ZetarRequiem for MethuselahThe Way to EdenThe Cloud MindersThe Savage CurtainAll Our YesterdaysTurnabout Intruder

THE ANIMATED SERIES

Season 1

Beyond the Farthest StarYesteryearOne of Our Planets Is MissingThe Lorelei SignalMore Tribbles, More TroublesThe SurvivorThe Infinite VulcanThe Magicks of Megas-tuOnce Upon a PlanetMudd’s PassionThe Terratin IncidentThe Time TrapThe Ambergris ElementThe Slaver WeaponThe Eye of the BeholderThe Jihad

Season 2

The Pirates of OrionBemThe Practical JokerAlbatrossHow Sharper Than a Serpent’s ToothThe Couter-Clock Incident

THE NEXT GENERATION

Season 1

Encounter at FarpointThe Naked NowCode of HonorThe Last OutpostWhere No One Has Gone BeforeLonely Among UsJusticeThe BattleHide and QHavenThe Big GoodbyeDataloreAngel One11001001Too Short a SeasonWhen the Bough BreaksHome SoilComing of AgeHeart of GloryThe Arsenal of FreedomSymbiosisSkin of EvilWe’ll Always Have ParisConspiracyThe Neutral Zone

Season 2

The ChildWhere Silence Has LeaseElementary, Dear DataThe Outrageous OkonaLoud as a WhisperThe Schizoid ManUnnatural SelectionA Matter of HonorThe Measure of a ManThe DauphinContagionThe RoyaleTime SquaredThe Icarus FactorPen PalsQ Who?Samaritan SnareUp the Long LadderManhuntThe EmissaryPeak PerformanceShades of Gray

Season 3

EvolutionThe Ensigns of CommandThe SurvivorsWho Watches the WatchersThe BondingBooby TrapThe EnemyThe Price | The Vengeance FactorThe DefectorThe HuntedThe High Ground | Déjà QA Matter of PerspectiveYesterday’s EnterpriseThe OffspringSins of the FatherAllegianceCaptain’s HolidayTin ManHollow PursuitsThe Most ToysSarekMénage à TroiTransfigurationsThe Best of Both Worlds: Part I

Season 4

The Best of Both Worlds: Part IIFamilyBrothersSuddenly HumanRemember MeLegacyReunionFuture ImperfectFinal MissionThe LossData’s DayThe WoundedDevil’s DueCluesFirst ContactGalaxy’s ChildNight TerrorsIdentity CrisisThe Nth DegreeQpidThe DrumheadHalf a LifeThe HostThe Mind’s EyeIn TheoryRedemption I

Season 5

Redemption IIDarmokEnsign RoSilicon AvatarDisasterThe GameUnifaction IUnifaction IIA Matter of TimeNew GroundHero WorshipViolationsThe Masterpiece SocietyConundrumPower PlayEthicsThe OutcastCause and EffectThe First DutyCost of LivingThe Perfect MateImaginary FriendI, BorgThe Next PhaseThe Inner LightTime’s Arrow: Part 1

Season 6

Time’s Arrow, Part 2Realm of FearMan of the PeopleRelicsSchismsTrue QRascalsA Fistful of DatasThe Quality of LifeChain of Command: Part 1 | Chain of Command: Part 2Ship in a BottleAquielFace of the EnemyTapestryBirthright: Part 1Birthright: Part 2 | Starship MineLessonsThe ChaseFrame of MindSuspicionsRightful HeirSecond ChancesTimescapeDescent: Part 1

Season 7

Descent: Part 2LiaisonsInterfaceGambit: Part 1Gambit: Part 2PhantasmsDark PageAttachedForce of NatureInheritanceParallelsThe PegasusHomewardSub RoseLower DecksThine Own SelfMasksEye of the BeholderGenesisJourney’s EndFirstbornBloodlinesEmergencePreemptive StrikeAll Good Things…

DEEP SPACE NINE

Season 1

EmissaryPast PrologueA Man AloneBabelCaptive PursuitQ-LessDaxThe PassengerMove Along HomeThe NagusVortexBattle LinesThe StorytellerProgressIf Wishes Were HorsesThe ForsakenDramatis PersonaeDuetIn the Hands of the Prophets

Season 2

The HomecomingThe CircleThe SiegeInvasive ProceduresCardassiansMeloraRules of AcquisitionNecessary EvilSecond SightSanctuaryRivalsThe AlternateArmageddon GameWhispersParadiseShadowplayPlaying GodProfit and LossBlood OathThe Maquis: Part 1The Maquis: Part 2The WireCrossoverThe CollaboratorTribunalThe Jem’Hadar

Season 3

The Search: Part 1The Search: Part 2The House of QuarkEquilibriumSecond SkinThe AbandonedCivil DefenseMeridianDefiantFascinationPast Tense: Part 1Past Tense: Part 2 Life Support Heart of Stone Destiny Prophet Motive Visionary Distant Voices Through the Looking Glass Improbable Cause The Die is Cast Explorers Family Business Shakaar Facets The Adversary

Season 4

The Way of the WarriorThe VisitorHippocratic OathIndiscretionRejoinedStarship DownLittle Green MenThe Sword of KahlessOur Man BashirHomefrontParadise LostCrossfireReturn to GraceSons of MoghBar AssociationAccessionRules of EngagementHard TimeShattered MirrorThe MuseFor the CauseTo the DeathThe QuickeningBody PartsBroken Link

Season 5

Apocalypse RisingThe ShipLooking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places…Nor the Battle to the StrongThe AssignmentTrials and Tribble-ationsLet He Who Is Without Sin…Things PastThe AscentRaptureThe Darkness and the LightThe BegottenFor the UniformIn Purgatory’s ShadowBy Inferno’s LightDoctor Bashir, I Presume?A Simple InvestigationBusiness as UsualTies of blood and WaterFerengi Love SongsSoldiers of the EmpireChildren of TimeBlaze of GloryEmpok NorIn the CardsCall to Arms

Season 6

A Time to StandRocks and ShoalsSons and DaughtersBehind the LinesFavor the BoldSacrifice of AngelsYou are Cordially Invited… | ResurrectionStatistical ProbabilitiesThe Magnificent FerengiWaltzWho Mourns for Morn?Far Beyond the StarsOne Little ShipHonor Among ThievesChange of HeartWrongs Darker Than Death or NightInquisitionIn the Pale MoonlightHis WayThe ReckoningValiantProfit and LaceTime’s OrphanThe Sound of Her VoiceTears of the Prophets

Season 7

Image in the SandShadows and SymbolsAfterimageTake Me Out to the HolosuiteChrysalisTreachery, Faith, and the Great RiverOnce More Unto the BreachThe Siege of AR-558CovenantIt’s Only a Paper MoonProdigal DaughterThe Emperor’s New CloakField of Fire | ChimeraBadda-Bing Badda-BangInter Arma Enim Silent LegesPenumbraTil Death Do Us Part | Strange BedfellowsThe Changing Face of EvilWhen It Rains…Tacking Into the WindExtreme MeasuresThe Dogs of WarWhat You Leave Behind

VOYAGER

Season 1

CaretakerParallaxTime and AgainPhageThe CloudEye of the NeedleEx Post FactoEmanationsPrime FactorsState of FluxHeroes and DemonsCathexisFacesJetrelLearning Curve

Season 2

The 37’sInitiationsProjectionsElogiumNon SequiturTwistedParturitionPersistence of VisionTattooCold FireManeuversResistancePrototypeAlliancesThresholdMeldDreadnoughtDeath WishLifesignsInvestigationsDeadlockInnocence | The ThawTuvixResolutionsBasics: Part 1

Season 3

Basics: Part 2FlashbackThe ChuteThe SwarmFalse ProfitsRememberSacred GroundFuture’s End: Part 1Future’s End: Part 2WarlordThe Q and the GreyMacrocosmFair TradeAlter EgoCodaBlood FeverUnityDarklingRiseFavorite SonBefore and AfterReal LifeDistant OriginDisplacedWorst Case ScenarioScorpion: Part 1

Season 4

Scorpion: Part 2The GiftDay of HonorNemesisRevulsionThe RavenScientific MethodYear of Hell: Part 1Year of Hell: Part 2Random ThoughtsConcerning FlightMortal CoilWaking MomentsMessage in a BottleHuntersPreyRetrospectThe Killing Game: Part 1The Killing Game: Part 2Vis à VisThe Omega DirectiveUnforgettableLiving WitnessDemonOneHope and Fear

Season 5

NightDroneExtreme RiskIn the FleshOnce Upon a TimeTimelessInfinite RegressNothing HumanThirty DaysCounterpointLatent Image | Bride of Chaotica!GravityBlissDark FrontierThe DiseaseCourse: OblivionThe FightThink TankJuggernautSomeone to Watch Over Me11:59RelativityWarheadEquinox: Part 1

Season 6

Equinox: Part 2 | Survival Instinct | Barge of the Dead | Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy | Alice | Riddles | Dragon’s Teeth | One Small Step | The Voyager Conspiracy | Pathfinder | Fair Haven | Blink of an Eye | Virtuoso | Memorial | Tsunkatse | Collective | Spirit Folk | Ashes to Ashes | Child’s Play | Good Shepherd | Live Fast and Prosper | Muse | Fury | Life Line | The Haunting of Deck Twelve | Unimatrix Zero: Part 1

Season 7

Unimatrix Zero: Part 2 | Imperfection | Drive | RepressionCritical CareInside ManBody and SoulNightingaleFlesh and BloodShatteredLineageRepentanceProphecyThe VoidWorkforce: Part 1Workforce: Part 2Human ErrorQ2Author, AuthorFriendship OneNatural LawHomesteadRenaissance ManEndgame

ENTERPRISE

Season 1

Broken BowFight or FlightStrange New WorldUnexpectedTerra NovaThe Andorian IncidentBreaking the IceCivilizationFortunate SonCold FrontSilent EnemyDear DoctorSleeping Dogs | Shadows of P’JemShuttlepod OneFusionRogue PlanetAcquisitionOasisDetainedVox SolaFallen HeroDesert CrossingTwo Days and Two NightsShockwave: Part 1

Season 2

Shockwave: Part 2Carbon CreekMinefieldDead StopA Night in SickbayMaraudersThe SeventhThe CommunicatorSingularityVanishing PointPrecious CargoThe CatwalkDawnStigmaCease FireFuture TenseCanamarThe CrossingJudgmentHorizonThe BreachCogenitorRegenerationFirst FlightBountyThe Expanse

Season 3

The XindiAnomalyExtinctionRajiinImpulseExileThe ShipmentTwilightNorth StarSimilitudeCarpenter StreetChosen RealmProving GroundStratagemHarbingerDoctor’s OrdersHatcheryAzati PrimeDamageThe ForgottenThe CouncilCountdownZero Hour 

Season 4

Storm Front: Part 1Storm Front: Part 2HomeBorderlandCold Station 12The AugmentsThe ForgeAwakeningKir’SharaDaedalusObserver EffectBabel OneUnitedThe AenarAfflictionDivergenceBoundIn a Mirror, Darkly: Part 1In a Mirror, Darkly: Part 2DemonsTerra PrimeThese Are the Voyages…

FILMS

Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Star Trek Generations
Star Trek: First Contact
Star Trek: Insurrection
Star Trek: Nemesis
Star Trek
Star Trek Into Darkness

If there are any issues, please let me know

Posted 3 days ago

theouatgifs:

"Perhaps gratitude is in order now".

oh my goawwwd

Posted 6 days ago
  1. me: [makes list of TV shows i should start watching]
  2. me: [re-watches every single episode of a show i've already seen]
  3. OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MEEEEE
Posted 1 week ago

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

omgyasssssssssssssssssssss

Posted 1 week ago

Everything I wish I knew when I joined Tumblr. Basically this is a collection of things that will make Tumblr easier to use :D
General 
How to: Enable your Tumblr ask boxHow to tagHow to tag asksHow to have posts show up/not show upTrigger WarningsTumblr SaviorHow to Report a blog 
Theme/Code
How to install a themeTheme Directory My Favorite Theme Makers (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)How to: Add links to your Tumblr description/sidebarIcon FinderHelp picking a color scheme to match your iconHow to Install Updates Tab (X)Updates Tab MasterpostHow to add a music player (X) (X) Transparent Images and Pixels (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)HTML Color CodesCreating a poll on TumblrCreating a countdown  How to create a re-direct pageBlogrolls, Family, Follow Forever How to make a networkHow to Install a Navigation PageHTML Codes HTML Help & CodesTumblr Formatting CheatsheatTheme making tutorialTumblr Blog that helps people with tumblr related issues
*Remember most theme makers will answer questions about there them or already have FAQ Page to make it easier for you to use
Photoshop/Photoshop Resources
Tutorial for saving Photoshop (windows)Masterpost for downloading PhotoshopHow to make a GifLearn the Basics of PhotoshopBeginner Tutorials for PhotoshopPhotoshop Graphic MasterpostsPhotoshop Tutorial Masterpost Textures GuidePhotoshop Help Blog Photoshop Help BlogScreencaps ScreencapsHQ Celebrity Gallery Masterpost
Alternatives to Photoshop
PixlrMypaintAnimating ProgramDigital painting ProgramArt Program/Photo EditorQueeky PaintPicMonkeyArt ProgramSketchpad Drawing ProgramGraphic’s ProgramPaint.netSumopaintFree Art Programs Masterpost
Gifs
Supernatural Reaction GifsReaction Gifs Reaction GifsReaction GifsReaction GifsOnline Gif Maker Online Gif Maker Online Gif Maker Online Gif Maker
Meme’s
Quick Meme MakerPie Chart MakerMeme Generator Meme Maker
Fanfiction/Writing/Roleplay
How to write FanfictionAvoiding mistakes when writing fanfiction10 Tips to Writing FanfictionHow to Submit a Fanfiction to Fanfiction.Net Writing Fiction PlansWriting TemplatesNovel Outline34 Writing TipsHow to write a CharacterTips on writing a Character Character writing MasterpostWriting Masterpost (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)Diverse Character Writing Masterpost Detailed Character templateHow to write different Body types (X) (X)Surnames MasterPostSynonyms MasterPostCreating an OC Masterpost                                                 Writing Folklore, Myth and Creatures Masterpost                     How to write Ancient Rome England  Viking Age Victorian Age Middle Ages 50’s Wild WestOther things to help your Writing  (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)How to RP MasterpostRoleplay TermsRP GuideRP Help Masterpost
Other
Help Fact Check Tumblr PostsUrban Dictionary See if your about to hit post limitIn case you update software and it sucks Writing, Graphics, Textures, Themes MasterpostMassive Masterpost included Writing & ArtTutorial Master Post
I hope that this survival guide has helped you with any tumblr related issues, have a great day. 

Everything I wish I knew when I joined Tumblr. Basically this is a collection of things that will make Tumblr easier to use :D

General 

How to: Enable your Tumblr ask box
How to tag
How to tag asks
How to have posts show up/not show up
Trigger Warnings
Tumblr Savior
How to Report a blog 

Theme/Code

How to install a theme
Theme Directory 
My Favorite Theme Makers (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to: Add links to your Tumblr description/sidebar
Icon Finder
Help picking a color scheme to match your icon
How to Install Updates Tab (X)
Updates Tab Masterpost
How to add a music player (X) (X
Transparent Images and Pixels (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
HTML Color Codes
Creating a poll on Tumblr
Creating a countdown  
How to create a re-direct page
Blogrolls, Family, Follow Forever 
How to make a network
How to Install a Navigation Page
HTML Codes 
HTML Help & Codes
Tumblr Formatting Cheatsheat
Theme making tutorial
Tumblr Blog that helps people with tumblr related issues

*Remember most theme makers will answer questions about there them or already have FAQ Page to make it easier for you to use

Photoshop/Photoshop Resources

Tutorial for saving Photoshop (windows)
Masterpost for downloading Photoshop
How to make a Gif
Learn the Basics of Photoshop
Beginner Tutorials for Photoshop
Photoshop Graphic Masterposts
Photoshop Tutorial Masterpost 
Textures Guide
Photoshop Help Blog 
Photoshop Help Blog
Screencaps 
Screencaps
HQ Celebrity Gallery Masterpost

Alternatives to Photoshop

Pixlr
Mypaint
Animating Program
Digital painting Program
Art Program/Photo Editor
Queeky Paint
PicMonkey
Art Program
Sketchpad 
Drawing Program
Graphic’s Program
Paint.net
Sumopaint
Free Art Programs Masterpost

Gifs

Supernatural Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs 
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker

Meme’s

Quick Meme Maker
Pie Chart Maker
Meme Generator 
Meme Maker

Fanfiction/Writing/Roleplay

How to write Fanfiction
Avoiding mistakes when writing fanfiction
10 Tips to Writing Fanfiction
How to Submit a Fanfiction to Fanfiction.Net 
Writing Fiction Plans
Writing Templates
Novel Outline
34 Writing Tips
How to write a Character
Tips on writing a Character 
Character writing Masterpost
Writing Masterpost (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
Diverse Character Writing Masterpost 
Detailed Character template
How to write different Body types (X) (X)
Surnames MasterPost
Synonyms MasterPost
Creating an OC Masterpost                                                 
Writing Folklore, Myth and Creatures Masterpost                     
How to write Ancient Rome England  Viking Age Victorian Age Middle Ages 50’s Wild West
Other things to help your Writing  (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to RP Masterpost
Roleplay Terms
RP Guide
RP Help Masterpost

Other

Help Fact Check Tumblr Posts
Urban Dictionar
See if your about to hit post limit
In case you update software and it sucks 
Writing, Graphics, Textures, Themes Masterpost
Massive Masterpost included Writing & Art
Tutorial Master Post

I hope that this survival guide has helped you with any tumblr related issues, have a great day.